welcome to mayfield: day 2

[mayfield_mods]

[Day two of whatever this place is dawns bright and cheerful. Not much seems to have changed; the carnival is still standing, the town still empty of drones, the sky still bright blue and --

-- hang on, what was that? Did some sort of crack just appear in that patch of sky?

...oh, it's gone now. Must have just been your imagination. Anyway, there's no time to waste staring aimlessly at the sky, not when there's more friends showing up! Lucky there's more than enough food to go around, eh?]

OOC: If your character damages or affects the carnival or town in a noticeable and normally permanent way, please comment here.

OPEN! If your character was on the list of characters arriving on Day 1 or Day 2, they may comment here. All questions belong here.

Comments

[encored]

[whoops were you intending to eat something from this cart

because the entire thing has just been knocked over with such force that the side that hits the ground splinters, spilling delicious-smelling carnival food all over the walkway. AND HERE'S THE CULPRIT, A RATHER... small-looking child.]

[thepurpleway]

[WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!]

Sweet Microsoft!! [All that food...wasted!]

[encored]

You're welcome. [well that's a pretty terrible hello. he steps off of the cart and dusts his hands off, looking for all the world like he had just done this poor stranger a great favor.]

[thepurpleway]

Is there really a need for such a thing?!

[encored]

[crosses his arms over his chest] Unless you've a better way to keep morons from stuffing their cheeks with poisoned food, then yes. Yes, there is.

[thepurpleway]

Something less violent! Like word of mouth!

[encored]

Word of mouth is slow and ineffective, especially if you throw idiots who disregard warnings into the mix. You should be grateful I've gone out of my way to rectify that problem. [except he didn't really tip it over out of concern for the general populace but details]

[thepurpleway]

What if someone was standing behind that and YOU CRUSHED THEM?!

[encored]

Then they would have been crushed, obviously. [he says this in such a deadpan voice, but surely he's joking...!]

[thepurpleway]

You're a terrible person! [Humans are cruel!]

[encored]

[shrugs like the unbothered little brat he is! he's a terrible example of living breathing creatures gakupo just run...] That's not a kind thing to say to someone who potentially just saved the lives of a handful of starving morons.

[thepurpleway]

I'd rather die than be saved by some careless vigilante!

[encored]

Don't refer to me by such a horrific title. "Vigilante" implies that I actually hold some measure of concern for the people I may have aided, and "careless" implies that I didn't do it on purpose. My precision is perfect, thank you, so I wouldn't have hit anyone in the area unless it was intentional.

[thepurpleway]

You're probably just saying that because I'm right.

[encored]

If you'd like to think so. [waves a hand and starts ambling away from the cart he just ever so graciously ruined]