[ Rory Williams: the man who could look half-scandalized over being splashed at. ]

There's no 'safer in the water.' [ Shining the flashlight on your chest for emphasis. ] What could possibly be so important about a tunnel of love that you need to be in there flipping over boats?

[ YOU'LL GET YOURSELF SICK OR ATTACKED BY LEECHES. THE ODDS ARE PRETTY EVEN. ]