[ikr it's a miracle people aren't already groveling to take care of them

HOW DARE YOU EVEN BE SLIGHTLY SLOPPY CHARLES YOU MUST UPHOLD THE CLASSINESS OF KID VAMPIRES!! okay no whether or not she takes note of it she doesn't mention anything.] At best, I might say it was an accidental stroke of genius, though even that seems to give them too much credit.

[okay she'll start by killing his loved ones in front of him over and over will that help] It's a shame they cannot die for good and save us all the trouble. Even in death, they still amount to failures.