No. I'm afraid the other options are unthinkable. Or lethal. Or both.

This is a variation on Mayfield. Distillation may not work. Those who create this place do not pay attention to artistic unity, they just slap whatever obnoxious bit of torment they like in place. Reality is substantially better run.

But there's at least a chance the powers behind Mayfield have respected the grand design of Science(!).

[That last word is said with a bit of fancy-font and a silent but implied exclamation point. Science(!) is rather a big thing where Tarvek comes from.]