[whoops he can see that. not that it was his goal to begin with, since he's a horrible instigator, but he doesn't exactly feel like getting into a kerfuffle right now, either.]

I'm a Chiropteran. There's nothing supernatural about me, I'm simply part of a hematophagous species outside of the human race. So while I prefer more elegant terms than "blood-sucking", you at least got the first two claims correct. [a pause] ...Ciel? The woman with short, blue hair? If you'd like to come inside, I can ask her to remove the barrier for you.