"Well, depends whose telling the story. My enemies tell stories up me seducing faithful women away from their husbands and stealing children in the night. Those who see me as hero tell stories about how I can scare off a dragon by staring it down and fight off an army by shooting lighting out of my arse.
...And then there's the people who keep spreading that story about me and the convent full of Veritian nuns. I'm not sure who is behind that one, but its just wrong."