But he already slept, give him a breeeeak ~ Can't you see how hard this is, for pity's sake~ ♪

[...oh, okay, that isn't all kinds of creepy. thankfully, this is one of those rare instances where he's able to bite his tongue and keep from saying anything rude. actually, that's been coming easily to him for a while now; pretty soon he'll start losing his edge, ugh.]

Was I really? [he turns his full attention on her, but the smile's gone. too much effort to maintain it.] I hope I was doing something awesome. It'd do wonders for my crippling lack of self-esteem to know that I'm capable of kicking monster butt in two worlds at once.

[is he serious? who knows.]